2004-08-06 - 12:54 p.m.

I am not dead. And I�m not going to be dead for now. The consequences of my having mistakenly directed young Walmart-shopper boys to call a porn line have not been so bad. In fact, everyone has been very understanding. The company president gave me a hug and said, "Let bygones be bygones." Then he told me a special anecdote in his broken English about how even the most skilled flying monkeys fall from the trees sometimes. I assume�in that analogy�I am the skilled flying monkey.

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