2009-07-10 | shitty, shitty laptop

2009-05-16 | polite!

2009-04-09 | mistaken for strangers by your own friends

2009-02-22 | watching oscars and clicking about on the mls

2009-01-04 | full-speed ahead, this is our year

2008-12-21 | lucky Christmas opportunities

2008-12-16 | so far i've helped celebs and turbines

2008-11-21 | massive tears and maniacal leaping

2008-11-20 | tbd: what to drink...blood, bubbly, absinthe?

2008-11-14 | obama, you saved my girl crush

2008-11-04 | beautiful, beautiful night

2008-11-02 | foolishness of a degree not seen before

2008-10-24 | mexican standoff

2008-10-10 | so far, so good

2008-10-10 | I am the accidental hooker

2008-09-21 | it's all in the name

2008-09-12 | for the love of gunn

2008-08-27 | this is august

2008-07-29 | not even good at it

2008-07-10 | i do as i'm told

2008-06-24 | let's go eco it up

2008-06-07 | clumsy, wholly unlike a swan or a diver

2008-05-26 | surprised by chloe

2008-05-12 | angry old lady complains about tickets

2008-05-09 | i make silly choices

2008-05-08 | i make foolish choices

2008-04-30 | no under the bus, no melancholy

2008-04-24 | but in my heart they were so real

2008-04-17 | end of an era

2008-04-04 | we found a team nerdier than us and we beat them

2008-04-01 | let's hear it for VIBs

2008-02-27 | fantastic opener

2008-02-16 | my hair is not all one length

2008-02-03 | as for the douchebag-rocker-parents-of-the-year-award, we have a winner

2008-01-21 | sportysoundtrack

2008-01-15 | how am I supposed to shake what my mamma didn't give me?

2008-01-11 | pilfered survey

2008-01-07 | thrower of trees

2008-01-05 | the serendity of dip and cooper and the unfortunate downfall of seamus

2007-12-24 | gremlins and hobbits, it's christmas after all

2007-12-18 | spewing rainbows

2007-12-15 | it's fun when you're stupid

2007-12-13 | a smattering of boring facts

2007-12-03 | the er was visited

2007-11-17 | getting older constantly

2007-10-19 | the rap is the best part

2007-10-12 | whan that they were seke

2007-10-09 | hopefully we won't wind up in the blind date hall of shame

2007-09-30 | here's to opening and upward...and to yourself and up with joy and up with laughing. -e.e. cummings

2007-09-03 | asshole

2007-08-24 | shitty schedule and half dome and squirrels and tattoo begone

2007-08-03 | like "sugar" w/o the "ar"

2007-07-29 | golden and glowy

2007-05-30 | mean sandwich mentor

2007-05-25 | week of partying like a single lady

2007-05-20 | art school party, rooftop party, and a tube with a sticker

2007-05-18 | the downsides of our treehouse

2007-05-06 | mexihonky

2007-04-29 | operation: homestead transformation

2007-04-12 | baby hootenanny: tabled

2007-03-24 | if you don't think that paris was made for love, maybe you need a kick to the kneecap

2007-03-07 | really, truly awesome

2007-03-02 | how can i kick ass if my heart is exploding?

2007-02-20 | kill your television (says hippie), will argue for gold teeth

2007-02-14 | new chapter in treehouse, now with mindfulness

2007-01-18 | i failed at vegetarian-hood and i'm moving away

2006-11-22 | exciting things i will list

2006-10-27 | sleepless in south central

2006-10-12 | whirring sound

2006-10-05 | century city, i care not for your golf courses

2006-09-14 | i'm 30

2006-08-27 | i laugh at children

2006-08-25 | me? i only respond to princess peach.

2006-08-15 | hippie hater

2006-08-13 | how is this woman my mother?

2006-08-03 | i hassled the hoff

2006-07-29 | yard sale

2006-07-28 | meow meow meow

2006-07-14 | it's a girl

2006-07-11 | look out! moping down below!

2006-06-15 | grades not bad. summer not bad.

2006-05-04 | 2 down, 2 to go

2006-05-01 | #1 grandma

2006-04-27 | inglan' is a bitch

2006-04-10 | forced mooting

2006-04-03 | a fun new way to dispose of plates!

2006-04-03 | bless you, bottomless brunch

2006-03-30 | something good

2006-03-25 | i shall assault seacrest cutouts instead of serving the public

2006-03-20 | i feel like a short, fat, bald man

2006-03-13 | spring break + american idol

2006-03-07 | think like a lawyer

2006-03-02 | pretty much nice

2006-02-23 | transition

2006-02-15 | telluride and barely legal

2006-02-04 | happy hoo-ha to my old husband

2006-01-29 | sunday mornin' comin' down

2006-01-24 | ch-ch-ch-changes

2005-12-30 | -

2005-12-05 | i feel unready

2005-11-14 | dropping like flies in dirty sweatpants

2005-11-04 | no mom, i don't watch the amy grant show

2005-10-31 | halloween popcorn miracle

2005-10-27 | grade-grubby, no miers, sickos

2005-10-19 | old enough, here comes the mexican

2005-10-13 | it's hot and i'm mean as all get out

2005-10-01 | law school and whatnot

2005-09-07 | drugs will help - i mean hurt - you

2005-08-26 | calm before the storm

2005-08-17 | foto de la boda

2005-08-01 | bathroom shenanigans and butterfly kisses

2005-08-01 | oh the pain of tequila and wedding planning, but we do have labels

2005-07-26 | happy and sad together

2005-07-21 | who's a little chicken?

2005-07-13 | i love summertime

2005-06-29 | i wish i was beans

2005-06-27 | life's too good

2005-06-24 | weekend ahoy!

2005-06-23 | blip

2005-06-15 | texas is alright by me, sez grandma hipster

2005-06-09 | pocket penis insert sketch in the conference room

2005-06-03 | squirrels gone wild

2005-06-01 | hi, i can't make decisions. hi.

2005-06-01 | my mind is filled with silvery stars, honey, kisses, clouds of fog

2005-05-27 | cancelled trips and i am left eye

2005-05-24 | help, i'm boring myself to tears

2005-05-20 | rock me amadeus (or st. pucchi) and what have you

2005-05-18 | don't eat your hand, freakshow

2005-05-10 | we can take you, sample salers!

2005-05-03 | lots of love

2005-04-20 | water ye palm fronds while ye may

2005-04-21 | i've got your fun, tweens! pub tonight! new software!

2005-04-18 | wedding bliss and prison knits

2005-04-09 | under seige by hooting hippies

2005-04-05 | here comes the bride...that's right, here i come

2005-03-29 | what i wouldn't give for a coccyx bike

2005-03-28 | holy (yet gooey) jesus

2005-03-25 | not healed, just numb, go ida!

2005-03-24 | be still my throbbing coccyx

2005-03-16 | night terrors and squirter paste

2005-03-07 | glum day of rejection and failure to commission smock lady

2005-03-07 | will work for wine

2005-02-24 | hello car ownership, goodbye brandis's fingertip

2005-03-01 | welty, lovey, lawyerly

2005-02-21 | a pin-stripy affair

2005-02-18 | gone south for the winter, i mean it

2005-02-15 | no more quilts, v-day, beer hat please

2005-02-10 | forced-church for mom; cockroach for pepper

2005-02-10 | get ready for the stick

2005-01-27 | us elderly ladies are troubador bound, and maybe i am cornell bound?

2005-01-14 | shower planning, angry workers, superwolf

2005-01-09 | last hoorah

2004-12-26 | christmastime is here, we'll be drawing near

2004-12-21 | nerve-exploded editor won't stop talking...pigford??

2004-12-17 | karaoke, senior annoyer, snicket, tigers have spoken

2004-12-17 | too much wrapping, h�stler has writers, nun molestation

2004-12-13 | holiday bliss

2004-12-09 | sober forced fun on the horizon...and usc too

2004-12-07 | knit shits are mandatory!

2004-12-01 | old pink 'n' nelson

2004-11-30 | this zen is far too buddhist, young missy

2004-11-24 | thankful i don't have an orange beard or pube bangs

2004-11-24 | carthay, aquatic, flibbertigibbet, bourbon

2004-11-11 | you can't hide from me forever, brain!

2004-11-12 | oh so tuckered

2004-11-09 | honey, i made the noise again

2004-11-09 | turkey trot, life aquatic, blah blah blah

2004-11-08 | weekend rundown, we will welcome the yugo hippie when she comes

2004-11-05 | eternity has gone retro...you heard it here first

2004-11-04 | i'm in denial, but i've got a plan...

2004-11-02 | don't stop believing, but you can drink in the meantime

2004-11-02 | go kerry! yay halloween! go kerry!

2004-10-25 | how do you top friendster?

2004-10-26 | made to love magic

2004-10-25 | no on saabs, yes on ginger, no on brown air

2004-10-23 | a beautiful time to be in boston

2004-10-11 | weekend come back, any kind of phool could see

2004-10-07 | funny dreams

2004-10-05 | desmond, i need you

2004-10-02 | the bologna of a saturday

2004-10-01 | weekend, ahoy

2004-09-23 | nasty, nasty pickle

2004-09-22 | i would prefer not to...and how

2004-09-22 | end of b-day celebrate

2004-09-16 | bodies-n-more for my birthday

2004-09-09 | i will get things done; i will not let the bad robot come to life

2004-09-07 | powered by mexichetta y tequila

2004-09-02 | this little piggy lives in a cubicle farm

2004-08-31 | will my real parents please come forward?

2004-08-30 | surprising revelation from bbq-goer

2004-08-12 | grammix dissin the latin folks again

2004-08-12 | let the church kill you!

2004-08-09 | weekend behind me, work to do, the hippie problem

2004-08-06 | skilled flying monkey gets a hug

2004-08-04 | someone has blundered

2004-07-30 | hand over the cake

2004-07-23 | et in sin city, me on many tangents

2004-07-23 | crow: breakfast of champions

2004-07-22 | interested in god

2004-07-16 | fun weekend ahead

2004-07-16 | feeling small, like an ant

2004-07-10 | loverly, loverly

2004-07-09 | unmotivated something awful

2004-07-09 | heartland envy

2004-07-08 | summertime, and the living's easy

2004-07-02 | glory glory hallelujah

2004-06-28 | i feel unready

2004-06-25 | wake me when it's over

2004-06-22 | and when you wake up, you will find that you can run

2004-06-16 | post-lsat no sleep till wcs completion

2004-06-08 | chicago, wild bill, and all that jazz

2004-06-02 | what i wouldn't give to be back in the land of tequila

2004-05-26 | she came in through the bag end window

2004-05-25 | effortlessly exhausted looking

2004-05-24 | super happy, but still living and breathing lsat

2004-05-17 | anarchy chatter

2004-05-13 | those in favor of strolling & savoring say "i"

2004-05-12 | time for the passion

2004-05-11 | antm alert!

2004-05-07 | more and more personers want to leave work

2004-05-06 | bring the pie

2004-05-04 | kill your timid chicken

2004-04-27 | oh clinton, tell me about the good ol' days!

2004-04-23 | how do i love thee, market research

2004-04-22 | numb the pain, guinness, i beg of you

2004-04-21 | fun bags strikes again

2004-04-20 | upcoming book-related shenanigans

2004-04-16 | nameless patriotic duck and three hours till the weekend begins

2004-04-15 | bullet pointy

2004-04-07 | make it a natural high when you are feeling low

2004-03-28 | lazy weekend comin' down

2004-03-23 | am i blue?

2004-03-22 | lloyd, lloyd, all null and void

2004-03-20 | come by skyview, god

2004-03-15 | covert convalescent bootlegging

2004-03-16 | old and crotchety on behalf of ms. loh

2004-03-15 | surprise solicitation, surprise struggle, surprise soreness

2004-03-15 | where did my mind come up with this?

2004-03-12 | don't you tell me i can't jump no rope, you turkey

2004-03-11 | ciao, orgy

2004-03-10 | oh, elyse

2004-03-09 | weird remarks made at me by christian co-workers

2004-03-08 | pie vs. practicality

2004-03-08 | faux-summer bliss

2004-03-04 | onward and upward

2004-02-27 | the sky did not fall

2004-02-11 | time to grow up, little bird

2004-02-05 | baby's first boring memory book c/o myra-lee

2004-02-05 | my mother the nutter

2004-01-28 | post-cyst extraction whining

2004-01-22 | glum, then funny

2004-01-20 | bring the gloom, destroyer forever, antm i'm not

2004-01-15 | no hassles, please

2004-01-14 | kill my television

2004-01-14 | a.n.t.m. and favoritest favorites

2004-01-08 | gimmee baba ganoush, gimmee my lunchtime, and other sad little moments

2004-01-07 | 50-foot wave, cute boys, drugged babies

2004-01-06 | it's exhilarate time

2004-01-05 | movie reviews and new year recap

2003-12-29 | chicken no more!

2003-12-29 | post-christmas coma

2003-12-21 | hell is other people at breakfast

2003-12-11 | operation: holiday cheer (+ galloping galoot)

2003-12-10 | i don't want to start any blasphemous rumors...

2003-12-02 | ignorance is bliss, said the ostrich

2003-11-26 | thank you baby jesus for the onion

2003-11-26 | bon voyage, beth...dreams of sailing to greener pastures

2003-11-24 | short version of good times-n-good news

2003-11-20 | sick painful amusing kind of way

2003-11-19 | take this job and shove it

2003-11-13 | well, shoot

2003-11-08 | lazy saturday play-by-play

2003-11-06 | blah blah blah, is it lunchtime yet?

2003-11-05 | the bitch at the chevron

2003-11-03 | bishop was fun

2003-10-30 | vomiting pumpkin and jowl voodoo

2003-10-30 | jowls for jesus, i don't know when to hold 'em or when to fold 'em, bishop ahoy!

2003-10-28 | start a prayer chain for joe

2003-10-24 | rambley rambley

2003-10-21 | back but busy

2003-10-12 | lil mini vacation report

2003-10-09 | hi lil' diary!

2003-10-03 | mad in a good way

2003-09-28 | special phrases instead of moving junk around

2003-09-26 | too wild for words

2003-09-24 | jumbled celebration of austin and all that

2003-09-20 | i meant to say much more

2003-09-15 | happy to me

2003-09-10 | i think i'm gonna like it here

2003-09-09 | we're blessed, we're blessed, we're blessed

2003-09-08 | the soda chicken only likes food make with corn starch

2003-09-05 | bored at work ramblings

2003-09-04 | answering questions is fun

2003-09-01 | cuban fusion and austin bound

2003-08-29 | are all companies ridiculous like this?

2003-08-28 | the five question game: it's nice

2003-08-27 | in the name of the father

2003-08-25 | fun in the fun, laid in the shade

2003-08-22 | serenity now!

2003-08-22 | thursday is the new friday

2003-08-21 | stop that blazer!

2003-08-20 | i am a calendar monkey

2003-08-15 | what am i busy about?

2003-08-14 | grownups on parade

2003-08-12 | rambling recount of yet another summer weekend

2003-08-08 | i can't come to work, i'm feeling apathetic

2003-08-07 | new product joy-n-loverboy

2003-08-05 | busy and lucky and happy

2003-08-02 | it's 3:47 a.m. (s/b small caps) and i am not editing

2003-07-31 | a night of mad, mad editing

2003-07-29 | wild nights should be our luxury

2003-07-28 | the world at night has seen the greatest light, too much light to deny

2003-07-25 | hangover babble as i wait for the lunch hour

2003-07-25 | hungover and happy

2003-07-24 | erik is grandpa hipster

2003-07-24 | they call me canyon myra

2003-07-25 | four girls from vassar, weekend update type stuff, etc.

2003-07-17 | giddy summertime goodness

2003-07-16 | exciting update about how i watched a show on the television

2003-07-16 | repostage of skin too few, scary pink nun, embarrassing anger

2003-07-10 | talking turkey and taylor dayne and loverboy

2003-07-09 | i wish i was in tijuana eating barbequed iguana

2003-07-03 | summertime pre-mexico euphoria

2003-07-02 | up too late

2003-07-01 | trying to finish what i started

2003-06-29 | i will fear no root canal for thou art with me, o lord

2003-06-27 | can't believe how strange it is to be anything at all

2003-06-27 | apartment gallery

2003-06-25 | i fucked up at work

2003-06-20 | art! travel? things that smell good.

2003-06-19 | andrew bird sure is swell and sister act 2 sure does suck

2003-06-16 | my dad likes crap, my mom likes our president

2003-06-12 | adventures in product development

2003-06-12 | mansion, apartment, shack, house

2003-06-10 | vote yes on joy

2003-06-06 | staring out the window, dreaming of higher education and skin care

2003-06-06 | choppy list

2003-06-01 | nothing is secure but life

2003-05-30 | living the publishing highlife